Chappelle-related quote #4080: "Bitch, come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy!" Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius. I spent about 90 minutes talking to my friends about him, just repeating his lines over and over and over again...his impressions of Prince and Rick James can keep me occupied for hours on end, just watching them over and over again...BUT, I gotta say, the best shit he's done has to be SAMUEL JACKSON! MADE PAINSTAKINGLY BY ME, SAMUEL JACKSON! IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO! UMMMMMM-MMMMM BITCH!...sorry, got kinda carried away...anyway, today was L-A-Z-Y...I thought I would do some Physics work, but then again, I think of a lot of things, so Physics got put aside, for now...my computer screwed up , for some reason, so I wasn't on net for a while...felt kinda weird not being able to go on net, ahahaha...oh well, I'm gonna sleep a whole FOUR hours earlier than usual, I've gotta get up early or else Karl's gonna give me this shits again, ahahaha..anyways, later days!
- marty..
P.S. I'm Rick James, Bitch! Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. Do you guys want some grapes...bitches? Mmm, I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties, four thumbs down! What did the five fingers say to the face? *SLAP* Cocaine's a hell of a drug...Chappelle = PWNAGE.
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