Wake up! Time to die!

^^^ W. Axl Rose ^^^

It's times like these that...I can't finish this sentence. I'm only sitting here now because I'm stuck. I can't be bothered doing any further study for English, so I'm leaving it there. She'll be right. I've been studying for it, but inconsistently. I just can't keep my head buried in English notes for longer than say, 30 minutes, and still remain focused. Case in point: Yesterday, I got through two handouts, three max, on King Lear before falling asleep with my notes on top of me. Sweeeeeet.

And so, I'm stuck. I either bore myself to sleep doing English, or...bore myself to death doing Economics. It's like that South Park episode where Stan had to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. I'm half-expecting P. Diddy to come out of nowhere, point a gun to my head and scream, 'Vote or die, muthafucka!' Actually, that'd be kinda cool.

I've quoted it before, and I'll quote it again: School sucks! And it's full of lesbians!

Before I go and have my last two hours of freedom before death-by-English, I've got one last Family Guy quote.

Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf havin' sex with Robert Fulton at the First Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibustered dioxin monohydroxinate.

Peter: What the hell does rant mean?

Ahh, Family Guy. What would the world be without it? My guess is, shitty! Speaking of shit, it's time to study for Economics. Anyways, later days!

- marty..

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