A pig in the water?

(Borat is being shown 'behind the scenes' by another well spoken gentleman)

Borat - Nice. And this is beautiful badge.

Gent 2 - These are badges given out by the Leander* club

Borat - And there is a pig? (Borat gestures to the hippopotamus on the badge)

Gent 2 - It's a hippopotamus.

Borat - What is hippopotamus?

Gent 2 - It's an animal in Africa that swims in the water.

Borat - Is it a fish?

Gent 2 - No, like a pig. But it goes in the water.

Borat - What? A pig in the water?

Gent 2 - A hippo.

Borat - This is English humour!

Gent 2 - This is not English humour.

Borat - A pig in the water? A pig who drinks water?

Gent 2 - Swims in the water.

Borat - Lives in the water?

Gent 2 - Not pig size. Bigger.

Borat - And will we see this pig in the water?

Gent 2 - No we won't. We'll see the boats that belong to the club that has pigs on their badge.

Borat - They have a pig on the boat?

Gent 2 - They have a little symbol with a pig on the boat.

Borat - And why do they carry the pig on the boat?

Gent 2 - They don't carry... They carry the symbol of it. You know a little picture like your badge.

Borat - And why do they show a picture of a pig?

Gent 2 - Because that's the symbol. I don't know why.

Borat - In Kazakhstan we say, "A pig is a dirty animal".

Gent 2 - Well you see. It's not actually a pig. It's a hippo.



(Borat is sitting in the grand stand with a gentleman. They are about to watch a boat race.)

Gentleman - It's a very great national race between these two *rowing crews*. You back Bucks *Buckingshire*and I'll back Berks *Berkshire*.

Borat - I'll back backs?

Gentleman - And I'll back Bucks. COME ON BUCKS! And you say "Come on Berks".

Borat - Come on the backs.

(The race is now approaching it's (mildly) exciting finally)

Borat - COME ON THE BACKS!

Gentleman - Here they are coming on their...

Borat - Mow the backs.

Gentleman - Come on the Berks.

Borat - Mow the fuck.

Gentleman - Come on the borks.

Borat - COME ON THE FUCKING BACKS!!!

Gentleman - You shouldn't say that.

Borat - Why not?

Gentleman - Because it's a swear word.



(Borat is chatting to middle aged chap with a moustache by the side of the river)

Borat - You have wonderful moustache.

Man with 'tache - I've had that for a very long time.

Borat - Mine is nothing compared to...

Man with 'tache - It just takes time.

Borat - Your moustache is beautiful I'm very jealous!

Man with 'tache - Well I appreciate you saying that.

Borat - Thank you. May I ask... You are man who does with another man?

Man with 'tache - No! Definitely not!

My font's screwed up now, but it was worth it! Borat = L337z0rZ! 0MG!! B0r4+ i5 t3]-[ L0Lz0rZ!!!!!111shift+1 Oh man, brings back so many memories. Can't wait to watch him on the MTV Europe Awards next Tuesday. Anyways, later days!

- marty..

P.S. Economics, along with the rest of the HSC, can officially eat my ass with a spoon as of 12:30PM tomorrow afternoon! WHOOOO!!!!!

P.P.S. TJ, go to http://www.boratonline.co.uk/
Borat sings the Corky song in the third soundboard!

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