The One with the Complete and Utter Dedication to Studying

What it do?

Oh, not enough sarcasm. My last week of Uni was pretty fucked to the days. Out of that list of assessments I drew up, I still had three due for Week 14. I was actually on pace to finish them fairly early; four of 'em were dunzo by Thursday, Week 13.

Wait, what's this? Parties on Friday and Saturday? Laziness on most of Sunday? Wow. Ease up on the industriousness! Might tire myself out or something, hey.

Anywho, my last week got destroyed. I got my Cognition assessment done late Sunday/early Monday, but then I skipped all of Monday to work on my Personality Essay.

Which was harder than I thought. And 2000 words long. And required a shitload of research and referencing.

So, because we needed a celebrity, I ended up doing it on Michael Jordan. OOTS! Resourcefulness! Lucky I had all this stuff on him already, thanks to my years of being a basketball nut. I only did about 800+ on Monday. I could've done more, but hard work is for suckas!

I skipped all of Wednesday as well. Lazy! I was supposed to go to the Sydney Jewish Museum for my Holocaust and Genocide class, but since I needed to do some work, and I'd already met with one of the Holocaust survivors when I was learning about it in Year 12, I felt like I could skip it and not really miss anything. So I spent Wednesday bullshitting my way through my Tutorial Presentation Essay. Wow, 1500 words of too much putting in effort!

Thursday was gay. I had no idea that my History tutorial was cancelled, so I woke up early for nothing. I was gonna hang out with Kish and stuff during my break, but since I still had to finish my other essay, I just decided to skip my last two hours of lectures and go home, effectively killing my break. Going home early didn't really help much anyways; I ended up hanging out with the boys until about 7-8PM or so. Efficiency, what up!

So my plan was to finish my essay at around 3AM, sleep for about four hours, rock up to my 9:30AM tute, hand in my assignment and go back home to catch up on sleep. Oh no, interference from laziness! Actual result of plan: finished working on my essay around 4:30ishAM, ended up sleeping for about FIVE hours, woke up at 9AM (too much making it to class). So I just went back to sleep then woke up again a couple of hours later. Resigned to my fate, I just went in to Uni to hand in my assignment, then hung out at the city with the guys. Worked out pretty well; ended up with NBA 2K8 (THREE WEEKS EARLY, BABY!) and a bunch of magazines and DVDs. Spending, what up!

Okay, so for the whole week, I was only in Uni for a grand total of...TWO HOURS. No lectures attended whatsoever. WOW. DEDICATION x50!

FUCK YO COUCH, I write a lot when I get going. Lakers VS Suns in an hour! Anyways, over and out.

- marty..

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