That's a lot of trees!

You know, being a neat freak isn't all bad. Sometimes, it means you do things like staying up until 3AM organising all the books and magazines you have lying around the house into neat piles and arranging them on a bookshelf. Nothing out of the ordinary, ja?

Three years worth of Uni textbooks, notebooks, assessments, exercises, research papers, readings, photocopies, Passes, Credits, Distinctions, High Distinctions and let's face it, procrastination. HA!


The list just keeps on growing. Hey, a BAPE pillow.


Welcome to hell. We are, we are the shaken. We are the monsters underneath your bed.


Magazine overload. What can I say? I like to read. As long as it's in magazine form, i.e. short, fast-flowing and organised into different sections. Sorry, I have a short attention span. And hey, there's a toy rifle!


The burgeoning collection of Complex issues. And, the, uhh, no longer growing collection of Zoo. And for some reason, My Puppet Playtime? Where the hell did that come from?


Holy Schnitt. This doesn't even include our ten-year strong SLAM collection. But from what I can spot, there's Vibe, The Source and XXL! XXL! Now your magazine shouldn't have any trouble to sell!


I managed to turn that mess into that the paragon of neatness that you see before you. Now where's my gotdamn medal?


Over and out!

- marty..

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