What's the worst that could happen?

I have a problem: I think too much. I worry about every single little thing. Of all my bad habits, this is right up there. As awesome as I am, I still manage to let my head run crazy a lot of the time.

In an effort to appease my overactive imagination, I'm gonna try and list a bunch of the things that could mess up the upcoming party. My angle is, I try and get my worrying done more than a week early, so that come party time, I can account for most of the things that could possibly fuck up by then and it's all out of my system (fingers crossed). Here goes nothing!

• People getting bored. A dull, lifeless party is what I'm most scared of. Keeping everyone entertained is Job #1.
• Job #1A would then be keeping the house in order. This is why I stay sober at my own parties. If anything gets broken, you can find my name in the adoption listings.
• Trying to get the various disparate groups together to have fun as one party entity. Here's hoping everyone has fun mingling.
• If a lot of people sleep over, I'm not gonna have room for them. The couch is off-limits. So is Fonz & Crisa's room.
• I might run out of alcohol again. Recurring theme at my parties.
• Here's hoping people can actually use the bathroom this year.
• What if I don't decide on a costume by then?
  
  ADDENDUM:
• The weather could be disastrous. Best believe my eyes are gonna be glued to the Weather Channel in the upcoming week.
  

Okay, I think that's all my worries. So far, anyways. If anything else pops up, expect a future addendum post. Over and out!

- marty..

END COMMUNICATION.