Got away safely!

Oh, too much loves to blog! I figure now's as good a time as any, especially since this PS3 Update is ridonculously large and kills my life!

It just hit me not too long ago that I had a little bit of a movie marathon today. Three movies might not sound like much of a marathon to an actual movie buff, but for someone like me, who has a millisecond-long attention span, that's saying something.

And I realised it was probably a good idea to get out of my own head for a while. I love how movies take your mind somewhere else for a couple of hours and force you to focus on something other than your own life. So, for me, it was great to be fixated on something other than paranoid thoughts, petty issues, friendships (and their potential endings), embarassing things I might've done over the weekend, dead ends and the nerve-wracking prospect of being an EXPERIMENTER for the next couple of months. Y'know, amongst other things.

I started off with 27 Dresses. No, don't laugh. It wasn't by choice. I was vouching for a horror movie, but my cousins vetoed me by way of majority, and picked out a rom-com. But hey, at least I got to see fine ass Katherine Heigl get with...Cyclops. HA.

Moral of the story: Just put Katherine Heigl on screen, and honestly, I don't give a shit; she can just stand there for three hours doing nothing for all I care. I'm down.

Then I had some quality Karl & Julz time, and we watched Notorious. Worth the hype. As bad as some of the casting choices were (Puffy and Tupac, I'm looking at you), others were spot on (Biggie, Lil' Kim and Faith, I'm looking at you. Faith, especially. Word!). As a Biggie fan who was too young to actually live through his prime, and as someone who up to now had only really heard the Death Row side of the story, it was a trip to see how they played everything out. Definitely one for the collection.

And now, for the finale. If you want to experience escapism in a movie, you can't do much better than Street Fighter. Yup, this one. This movie is in the running for the Best Unintentionally Comedic Movie of All Time. And with lines like these, it might not even be close.

Bison: You have made me a very happy man.
Colonel William F. Guile: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.

Colonel William F. Guile: That bastard Bison! I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this!

Honestly, after that shit...it's a wash. Made me scratch my head, cringe and, most importantly, laugh over and over again. BEST!

- marty..

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