I might explode...someday, soon.

The kid is a lot more than just catastrophic. He may also possibly be:

Irascible: Catch me in a bad mood, and I may verbally eviscerate you for doing so. Venomous. Vitriolic. Likelihood of explosion varies inversely with amount of sleep, and directly with how annoying you are.

Cynical: Expects the worst in every situation. If there's a chance that something will go wrong, then it probably will. Possible byproduct of ridiculously low self-esteem. Or maybe, a lifetime of being an optimist continually proven wrong has taken its toll on me.

Bitter: I have a lot of angry thoughts brewing in my mind. Seems like nowadays, I'm perpetually ornery. I just need to let it out in small doses, instead of massive explosions (or, in my case, alcohol-fueled nervous breakdowns in the middle of the City).

Neurotic: Exhibits an overboard level of anxiety about situations. As irrational as my thought processes can get, I still stick with them. Maybe this ties into my cynicism idea? But as the motto goes: "D.T.A. - Don't trust anybody."

Determined: I know it takes me ages to get through things that I've started, but *most* of the time, I'm bull-headed enough to try and finish them. Matter of fact, you can pretty much change this one to KidStubborn. I'm loath to give up on something, just 'cause I always want (read: need) to be right. You can't tell me nothing.

Irreverent: Looking for someone who screams mean, disrespectful and crude things to others, just for the sake of shock value? Look no further. Hell, some people even call me Hitler nowadays.

Insane: I'm crazy. I'm talking, voices-in-my-head, conversations-with-myself, kind of crazy.

- marty..

P.S. I don't necessarily believe in all of the stuff I've written above. Some of 'em are just thoughts floating around in my head that I needed to get out before it overwrote important things. Like, say, my Honours thesis.

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